Australia Declares War on Islamo-Terror

Mark my prophetic words: Australia just picked a fight and they are no longer a neutral nation. They will not be allowed to exist peacefully. In a move that shows a complete understanding of Islamic Sharia law, the current Australian Prime Minister John Howard said in June that Muslims not wanting to recognize the singular secular Democratic government of Australia and instead remain adherents to Islamic Sharia law must leave the country...like, NOW, okay?! That's not very PC. Hello, brainiac, neither is Sharia Law! Already theocrats from the Aussie-housed Muslim world are singing, "My Sharia" (not the cowboy version) and getting in a hissy fit. And Howard's stern rebukes didn't stop there. He went for the one-two punch with a thumbs up to government endorsement of spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. (For those of you counting that would be more than one). So the question now is, how long will it be before Sharia Muslims get their game face on and yell jihad? Gentlemen, place your bets. Let's do a little Islamic history, shall we? Back to where it all began. When you comb back through Muslim faith you find Mohammed, a very idealistic man. The heyday for Mohammed's family history started at the Battle of Badr near his hometown of Quraysh. This battle helped him first formulate the idea that he was Allah's prophet on a mission of submission (the meaning of the word Islam). Mohammed required submission to what's called his Sharia Law and prophet-status. His family couldn't seem to comply with his newfound self-awareness so he left in a fury, and ever the hometown hero returned with a warring party to wipe them off the map. Hence your warrior-prophet and to borrow from an old radio icon, now you know the rest of the story. Jesus Christ, in contrast, submits to His Father's will ("which by the way was "love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind soul and strength and love your neighbor as yourself" for those of you who've been out of Sunday School for a few years). So where does this leave the kangaroo nation? Needing to join a military alliance that's where! To go back over what blowhard Conservatives are always touting as universal truths, their unholy Christian alliance is built around a founder who said, "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall inherit the earth." Now, my fellow institutionalized, victims of revisionist history, any ideas as to why he said peacemakers, not peacekeepers? Aha, you say, now we've got him! Jesus was an activist judge! He's an Arabic version of Clarence Thomas! See, he was no less an activist leader than Mohammed! Not quite. On the contrary, he dared to recognize that evil is active and would not allow good to go unchallenged. The notion of neutrality in relation to opposing worlviews is impossible because...attention pluralist, they are OPPOSING WORLDVIEWS! Do opposing baseball teams just sit in the dugout and wave at each other across the diamond to win a pennent? Only the Yankees can even afford to do that. Of course, they could buy the whole league and generally do and that's a whole other story. No, worldviews can't exist unchallenged without all others ceasing to exist. And worldviews are inherrently selfish, in so far as they want your house (land) and your heart (allegiance). They've got to have both to sustain themselves. Well, I take that back, the oft smeared Christian worldview in its truest sense only needs your heart. Land rights were something its founder didn't need or care for. Hell, he wouldn't have even lost sleep over imminent domain laws! Arguably, he felt he already had some priceless "real estate" and he didn't need to worry about "border security". After all, if you're God almighty, why do you care for earth's land rights anyway? Do you really need to have what's yours deeded back to you? Unless of course you're a pseudo-sovereign. And who wants a God like that? We've already got enough problems without manufacturing a fear of being betrayed by an Almighty we're afraid might not be content with just being Almighty. What else is there? Who would he be jealous of? Riddle me that and I'll give you the wheel of fortune. I'm fool enough to think he ain't staring over the fence jealous of my backyard. And if you still happen to be paranoid, then go out and grow a bigger God! Australia apparently did and dares to recognize his sovereignty over and above Islamic Sharia theocrats that still believe he needs us to fight for land rights in a world he already owns.